I have had a few callers ask me if I had any good fag jokes. Here are a few that Ive run across and a few that other callers have sent to me. Enjoy!
 
Whats the difference between a refridgerator and a fag?
The fridge doesnt fart when you pull the meat out!
What did one gay sperm say to the other?
How are we ever gonna find an egg in all this shit? 
 
Four fags are sitting in a hot tub. They notice some sperm rising to the surface. One fag says, Ok, who farted?d the fag get fired from the sperm bank?
They caught him drinking on the job!!!
 
What does one fag say to another fag going on vacation?
Can I help you pack your shit?
 
Whats the most common pickup line in a gay bar?
May I push your stool in?
 
What do you call a fag dentist?
The tooth fairy of course!
 
What do you call the foreskin on a faggot?
Mudflaps!
 
How can you tell if a bank robber is a faggot? 
He ties up the safe and blows the Security Guard!
 
What do fags call hemorrhoids? 
Speed bumps!
What do you call a fag in a sleeping bag?
A fruit roll up !!
 
What do you call a bouncer in a gay bar?
A flamethrower!
 
I must admit that several of these made me laugh. So, here you go cupcake, I have posted several jokes for you.
If any of you have jokes that you would like me to post up here on my blog, just email me and Ill be sure to do it for you.

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This past May the 4th, there was a very sad, heart-wrenching anniversary, that is the one of the 2nd year of Madeleine McCann's disappearance. To this day, she is still missing, and we still do not have the slightest clue as to what happened to her and as to whether she is still alive or not. For many months, "thanks" to all the desinformation and the "leaks" (provided, we know that now, by the PJ, and most particularly, by Gonçalo Amaral), I was one of the most ferocious critics of the McCanns. For months, I was absolutely convinced that they knew what had happened to their daughter and/or had something to do with it. But when the files from the PJ were finally released, I experienced a complete turn-about. I now stand utterly convinced that the McCanns know NOTHING WHATSOEVER about what happened to their daughter and her whereabouts. In short, they have NOTHING WHATSOEVER to do with their disappearance, except, of course, for the fact that indeed, they were incredibly naïve and grossly negligent. So, I decided to upload a series of videos made in 2007-2008 about this world-famous unsolved mystery. The viewers MUST keep in mind that these videos were made when very little facts were actually known about this baffling case, and when the only informations at hand were actually nothing more than unfounded, outrageous gossips, rumors, allegations and innuendos. One thing remains certain, though : the PJ, through their sheer inexperience and incompetence, irretrievably jeopardized this case from its very onset. In all fairness, the PJ were NOT prepared for a case of such magnitude. True, they lacked the manpower, expertise, technology, etc, to deal efficiently with such a puzzling disappearance. Granted, they were under tremendous pressure to solve this case. But nonetheless, they blew it big time by making every mistake in the book. As a retired criminologist, my take on this case is very simple. Any which way we look at it, Madeleine IS DEAD. What I mean is this : even IF she's still PHYSICALLY alive, one can only guess in what condition she is. I don't even want to imagine what became of her if adbucted by a pedophile ring, for instance. In the "very best" case scenario (illegal adoption agency, or someone childless having taken her in desperation), she would NOT be today the same Madeleine her parents once knew. Would she meet them on the street, she most probably wouldn't even recognize them. And IF she is still alive and found, "chances" are that the McCanns would face a complete stranger. So even alive, she would be, in effect, "dead" to her own parents, for the Madeleine they once knew would be gone forever...My heart goes out to Madeleine, this adorable little angel, and to her parents, Kate and Gerry McCann.

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So whats next?
Well thats simple, just pick up a phone and dial one of the numbers, or get your mobile out and send a text! When you dial one of the numbers, youll be put through straight away to a like minded woman who can help you live out all you sex fantasies on the phone, just before you are connected youll be asked to confirm that you are a UK adult and that you have the bill payers permission to use the service. After that - Its all up to you.

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Ingressos para o velório do cantor Michael Jackson entraram para a lista de memorabilia do astro ao serem oferecidos na internet poucas horas após os sorteados para a cerimônia começarem a receber instruções para buscar seus bilhetes nesta segunda-feira.

No site de leilões eBay, por exemplo, diversos códigos de acesso que permitiam aos fãs confirmar o seu ingresso eram vendidos por quantias que rondavam os US$ 500 â embora em alguns leilões esse valor subisse para US$ 1 mil, US$ 2 mil e até US$ 15 mil.

É difícil comprovar se esses valores oferecidos foram de fato pagos e se as pessoas vão poder usufruir dos ingressos adquiridos de segunda mão, pois os organizadores puseram em prática diversas medidas para evitar uma bolha de especulação em torno da última homenagem ao cantor em corpo presente.

Os organizadores enviaram e-mails para 8.750 pessoas que tiraram a sorte entre cerca de 1,6 milhão que se inscreveram para o sorteio de 17,5 mil ingressos (cada vencedor terá direito a duas entradas) realizado no sábado.

No domingo, os escolhidos aleatoriamente foram notificados por e-mail e tinham até as 23h59 do próprio domingo, horário do Pacífico americano (3h59 desta segunda-feira em Brasília), para acionar o código online. Muitos leilões virtuais se realizaram dentro desta janela de tempo.

Ao receber seus ingressos impressos, nesta segunda-feira, os sorteados terão um bracelete colocado no braço, sem o qual não poderão entrar no ginásio Staples Center, em Los Angeles, onde o funeral será realizado. Ao longo do processo, organizadores verificarão documentos de identidade para garantir que os que forem ao velório são os mesmos que se inscreveram online.

A questão, no entanto, é que cada vencedor receberá um segundo bracelete, correspondente ao segundo ingresso. O que quer dizer, como admitiu em uma entrevista à rede americana CBS o próprio porta-voz do Staples Center, Michael Roth, que "teoricamente, o segundo bracelete pode ser vendido".

A empresa AEG Live, proprietária do ginásio, havia anunciado que 11 mil ingressos permitirão aos fãs assistir ao velório dentro do Staples Center.

Os outros 6,5 mil ingressos permitirão que se acompanhe o evento em um telão em um teatro ao lado.

Medidas de segurança

As autoridades esperam que a área seja tomada por uma multidão na terça-feira. Diante da expectativa de que até 700 mil pessoas tentem chegar ao ginásio, a polícia de Los Angeles resolveu fechar a área para quem não tiver ingresso.

"Se você não tem ingresso, se você não tem credenciais, você não apenas não terá permissão para entrar nestes locais, você não poderá entrar nesta área", afirmou Earl Paysinger, chefe de polícia assistente de Los Angeles.

As autoridades pediram aos fãs do cantor que assistam ao velório em casa, pela televisão.

Segundo elas, não haverá cortejo fúnebre e nem serão colocados telões do lado de fora do ginásio.

O Staples Center, onde o time de basquete da NBA Los Angeles Lakers faz seus jogos, era onde Michael Jackson vinha ensaiando para a série de shows que faria em Londres em julho.

As últimas imagens do cantor em vídeo mostram Michael Jackson em um dos ensaios, dois dias antes de morrer, cantando a faixa They Don't Care About Us.

A CBS citou um hotel próximo ao Staples Center cuja ocupação já era de mais de 90% no domingo, comparado com 60% uma semana antes.

Em uma entrevista coletiva, o representante da família Jackson, Ken Sunshine, disse que os familiares queriam acomodar a maior quantidade de fãs possível no velório.

"Tudo é para os fãs", afirmou. BBC Brasil - Todos os direitos reservados. É proibido todo tipo de reprodução sem autorização por escrito da BBC.

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R ‘n’ B singer Chris Brown was reportedly spotted making out with American rapper Kanye West’s on-and-off girlfriend Amber Rose recently.
Both Brown, 20, and Rose, 26, locked lips at the July 4 White Party thrown by Sean (Diddy) Combs and Ashton Kutcher in Beverly Hills.
And even though Brown arrived at the party with singer Teyana Taylor, an 18-year-old Rihanna look-alike, he quickly hooked up with Rose.
“Diddy announced the deejay would do a tribute to Michael Jackson,” the New York Daily News quoted a guest as saying.
“Chris did an amazing impression of Michael’s moonwalk. It wasn’t long before he was dancing with Amber,” the guest said.
Later, as the party wound down, the pair nestled on a couch in the backyard of the Beverly Hills mansion.
“They were holding hands and making out in the shadows,” a witness said.
“She had her hand on his leg,” the witness revealed.
Taylor is said to have been irked by the amount of time Brown spent with Rose, but still accompanied him to an after-party at the club Guys, where he again ditched her.
“They were kissing on the dance floor in front of Teyana,” another witness said.
“But he and Amber left separately,” the witness added.

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