I have had a few callers ask me if I had any good fag jokes. Here are a few that Ive run across and a few that other callers have sent to me. Enjoy!
Whats the difference between a refridgerator and a fag?
The fridge doesnt fart when you pull the meat out!
What did one gay sperm say to the other?
How are we ever gonna find an egg in all this shit?
Four fags are sitting in a hot tub. They notice some sperm rising to the surface. One fag says, Ok, who farted?d the fag get fired from the sperm bank?
They caught him drinking on the job!!!
What does one fag say to another fag going on vacation?
Can I help you pack your shit?
Whats the most common pickup line in a gay bar?
May I push your stool in?
What do you call a fag dentist?
The tooth fairy of course!
What do you call the foreskin on a faggot?
Mudflaps!
How can you tell if a bank robber is a faggot?
He ties up the safe and blows the Security Guard!
What do fags call hemorrhoids?
Speed bumps!
What do you call a fag in a sleeping bag?
A fruit roll up !!
What do you call a bouncer in a gay bar?
A flamethrower!
I must admit that several of these made me laugh. So, here you go cupcake, I have posted several jokes for you.
If any of you have jokes that you would like me to post up here on my blog, just email me and Ill be sure to do it for you.
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Whats the difference between a refridgerator and a fag?
The fridge doesnt fart when you pull the meat out!
What did one gay sperm say to the other?
How are we ever gonna find an egg in all this shit?
Four fags are sitting in a hot tub. They notice some sperm rising to the surface. One fag says, Ok, who farted?d the fag get fired from the sperm bank?
They caught him drinking on the job!!!
What does one fag say to another fag going on vacation?
Can I help you pack your shit?
Whats the most common pickup line in a gay bar?
May I push your stool in?
What do you call a fag dentist?
The tooth fairy of course!
What do you call the foreskin on a faggot?
Mudflaps!
How can you tell if a bank robber is a faggot?
He ties up the safe and blows the Security Guard!
What do fags call hemorrhoids?
Speed bumps!
What do you call a fag in a sleeping bag?
A fruit roll up !!
What do you call a bouncer in a gay bar?
A flamethrower!
I must admit that several of these made me laugh. So, here you go cupcake, I have posted several jokes for you.
If any of you have jokes that you would like me to post up here on my blog, just email me and Ill be sure to do it for you.
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Hello guys I am thinking of writing a series of gay stories please tell me your thoughts after reading this story email me to my msn at namithafan@live.com . Thanks and enjoy.
I was 18 when my first encounter happened to me. I was always a straight guy I never knew I was a gay till this incident happen to me. But I never liked any gals or even imagined of sex till the age of 16 so at the time I couldnt confirm whether I was a gay or straight or bi.
I always heard rumors that my best friend peter liked me not the normal like way but the way you like your boyfriend. I never asked him about this just because I respect my friend ship with him. We hang out together so many hours a day and I know so much about him and he knew all about me too, you know the kind of typical best friends.
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I was 18 when my first encounter happened to me. I was always a straight guy I never knew I was a gay till this incident happen to me. But I never liked any gals or even imagined of sex till the age of 16 so at the time I couldnt confirm whether I was a gay or straight or bi.
I always heard rumors that my best friend peter liked me not the normal like way but the way you like your boyfriend. I never asked him about this just because I respect my friend ship with him. We hang out together so many hours a day and I know so much about him and he knew all about me too, you know the kind of typical best friends.
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This ad for Telmex Video Security shows a spark of creativity. The ad shows a group of people in an office and analyses them, revealing their most ‘secret’ personal traits. There is a security camera hanging above the group and it ‘closely’ analyses them, even their gender. The ad carries a funny idea, mixed with a whiff of creativity.
Everyone, particularly the office bosses, will be pleased to watch this ad. Keeping an eye on your employees is not as easy as you think. Employees are different. The camera is shown as analyzing the given group in the picture, such as, one who reads other people’s mail, one who leaves early, one who steals office supplies and one who is always late. And, it even finds out that there is a ‘shemale’ among them. It says ‘she is a man’. ( will they install the cameras in the loo, too).
The idea is, to some extent, disturbing. employees are the valuable assets to any company (though, in some companies, some employees are parasites) and not giving them due respect is a ‘professional sin’. Nevertheless, the ad is great because of its sheer demonstration of creative genius.
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Everyone, particularly the office bosses, will be pleased to watch this ad. Keeping an eye on your employees is not as easy as you think. Employees are different. The camera is shown as analyzing the given group in the picture, such as, one who reads other people’s mail, one who leaves early, one who steals office supplies and one who is always late. And, it even finds out that there is a ‘shemale’ among them. It says ‘she is a man’. ( will they install the cameras in the loo, too).
The idea is, to some extent, disturbing. employees are the valuable assets to any company (though, in some companies, some employees are parasites) and not giving them due respect is a ‘professional sin’. Nevertheless, the ad is great because of its sheer demonstration of creative genius.
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National March for Sex Workers Rights
Dec. 17, 2008
Meet at Franklin Square (14st NW Eye ST NW) near McPherson Square Station for rally and speeches.
March Gathers at noon.
March ends at The White House (1600 Pennsylvania AVE) about 3 blocks away.
Join the Sex Workers Outreach Project (SWOP-USA) as we march on Washington to demand rights for all sex workers! On Wednesday, December 17, 2008, advocates from across the nation will converge to mark the International Day to End Violence Against Sex Workers. Together, we will take a stand for justice, dignity, and the freedom to do sex work safely and in dignity. We are calling for an end to the unjust laws, policing, shaming and stigma that oppress our communities and make us targets for violence. At this vibrant event, we will both honor the lives lost in 2008 and celebrate our vital movement. Some housing is available for out-of-towners - consider staying on to attend our big party that weekend. On Dec. 17th, SWOP-USA and its allies in harm reduction and social justice welcome your support as we march for sex workers rights!
This is a permitted event (pending approval). For more information, or to endorse this event, contact:
877-776-2004 x 1
dec17@swopusa.org
www.swopusa.
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Dec. 17, 2008
Meet at Franklin Square (14st NW Eye ST NW) near McPherson Square Station for rally and speeches.
March Gathers at noon.
March ends at The White House (1600 Pennsylvania AVE) about 3 blocks away.
Join the Sex Workers Outreach Project (SWOP-USA) as we march on Washington to demand rights for all sex workers! On Wednesday, December 17, 2008, advocates from across the nation will converge to mark the International Day to End Violence Against Sex Workers. Together, we will take a stand for justice, dignity, and the freedom to do sex work safely and in dignity. We are calling for an end to the unjust laws, policing, shaming and stigma that oppress our communities and make us targets for violence. At this vibrant event, we will both honor the lives lost in 2008 and celebrate our vital movement. Some housing is available for out-of-towners - consider staying on to attend our big party that weekend. On Dec. 17th, SWOP-USA and its allies in harm reduction and social justice welcome your support as we march for sex workers rights!
This is a permitted event (pending approval). For more information, or to endorse this event, contact:
877-776-2004 x 1
dec17@swopusa.org
www.swopusa.
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Our new video series is an expansion of the personal instructors on the fitness website. Choose from a variety of intermediate level belly dance techniques to increase your talent or help you learn a more distinct dance style. The latest and one of the most popular downloads is the Arabian belly dance video with authentic dancers and outfits check them out today! http://www.belly-dance-dvd.
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Like I've said before...
Express the least dissatisfaction with the Obama administration on gay issuesnote the disconnect between the fierce urgency of the promises made during the campaign and the total silence on gay issues since the inaugurationand folks start barking about how utterly trivial gay issues are in comparison to, say, the economy, the situation in Pakistan, pandemic flu, etc., etc., etc. And he hasn't moved on this divisive social issues nowon DADT, on DOMA, on the HIV travel banbecause he had to focus on the big things during his first hundred days. But the Obama administration has moved on numerous other issues that are arguably trivial (high-speed rail corridors) and he's moved on issues that are every bit as maddening to social conservatives as progress on gay issues (stem-cell research, lifting the gag rule). So... what's the holdup?
If gay issues are trivial, well, then perhaps straight Obama supporters impatient with the expectations of gay Obama supporters should be upset with Obama. He's the one, after all, who raised our expectations by making promises to us during the campaign. And the triviality of gay issues is just as good an argument for moving on gay issues now as it is against moving on them. Take action on DOMA and DADT and the HIV travel ban and if the social conservatives howlexcuse me: when they howlObama should remind Congress that Americans were fully aware of the promises he made to the gay community; John McCain and Sarah Palin and the GOP made sure of that. And we voted for him into office anyway, we endorsed his agenda, including his big, fat gay agenda. Then Obama can slam them for bogging down on trivial issues like repealing DOMA and enacting civil unions at the federal levela move that will affect roughly 3% of the couples in the United Stateswhile there are bigger, more important issues to focus on, like health care and the economy, which affect us all.
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I can not listen to "N'oubliez Jamais" by Joe Cocker without getting emotional. That song was played on the funeral of a friend of mine (now a year ago). Although it's a great song, it still gets to me...
Great too is "Funky Stuff" by Kool the Gang and "Hot Enuff" by the Dutch Houseband. I love "The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face" by Roberta Flack and "Every Time We Say Goodbye" by Rod Stewart, both sentimental but strong.
And this compilation closes with a couple of powerfull tracks by Praise Cats, S-Express and Todd Terry.
Enjoy the music, and have a nice weekend...
V.A. - N'oubliez Jamais (The 49th BoBW jazz funk compilation)
01. Easy Living - Ahmad Jamal / 6:27
02. The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face - Roberta Flack / 5:22
03. What Are You Doing The Rest Of Your Life - Cal Tjader / 7:04
04. Every Time We Say Goodbye - Rod Stewart / 3:27
05. Flower Of Shanghai - Bobbejaan Schoepen / 3:40
06. N'oubliez Jamais - Joe Cocker / 4:43
07. Living All Alone - Phyllis Hyman / 5:09
08. Silky Soul Singer - Frankie Beverly Maze / 6:42
09. Still In Love - Rose Royce / 5:38
10. Why Did You Do It - Stretch / 3:29
11. Hot Enuff - Houseband / 6:27
12. Funky Stuff - Kool the Gang / 3:01
13. Do It To The Music - Raw Silk / 6:34
14. Shined on Me - Praise Cats / 3:45
15. Theme From "S Express" - S Express / 3:55
16. Something Going On - Todd Terry / 3:37
h**p://sharebee.com/dd972b80
...next weeks compilation will be "The Erotic compilation". And you can decide what will be on the cover. You can read everything about it (and see possible covers) here .
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Great too is "Funky Stuff" by Kool the Gang and "Hot Enuff" by the Dutch Houseband. I love "The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face" by Roberta Flack and "Every Time We Say Goodbye" by Rod Stewart, both sentimental but strong.
And this compilation closes with a couple of powerfull tracks by Praise Cats, S-Express and Todd Terry.
Enjoy the music, and have a nice weekend...
V.A. - N'oubliez Jamais (The 49th BoBW jazz funk compilation)
01. Easy Living - Ahmad Jamal / 6:27
02. The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face - Roberta Flack / 5:22
03. What Are You Doing The Rest Of Your Life - Cal Tjader / 7:04
04. Every Time We Say Goodbye - Rod Stewart / 3:27
05. Flower Of Shanghai - Bobbejaan Schoepen / 3:40
06. N'oubliez Jamais - Joe Cocker / 4:43
07. Living All Alone - Phyllis Hyman / 5:09
08. Silky Soul Singer - Frankie Beverly Maze / 6:42
09. Still In Love - Rose Royce / 5:38
10. Why Did You Do It - Stretch / 3:29
11. Hot Enuff - Houseband / 6:27
12. Funky Stuff - Kool the Gang / 3:01
13. Do It To The Music - Raw Silk / 6:34
14. Shined on Me - Praise Cats / 3:45
15. Theme From "S Express" - S Express / 3:55
16. Something Going On - Todd Terry / 3:37
h**p://sharebee.com/dd972b80
...next weeks compilation will be "The Erotic compilation". And you can decide what will be on the cover. You can read everything about it (and see possible covers) here .
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others have discussed, many of the artists that would be Seattles international art stars are driven out of town for lack of options and support. We deserve better, and we should demand more.
But I dont know that comparing Seattle to Vancouver is ever going to give us the answer we want. Lets pretend for a moment that youre my boyfriend. What if I asked you, Why do you think Barbara is prettier than me? If you werent particularly worried about getting laid tonight, you might respond with something like, Because Barbara didnt just ask me that question about you.
I dont know of any person, any place, or any thing that ever got any better by coveting its neighbors whathaveyou. Jen cites the example of Seattles historically strong music scene; I would contend that one of the main reasons Seattle music got as good as it did was its relative isolation from mainstream trends. Like the artistic flowering of Edo period Japan or the dense and powerful mythology of Himalayan Tibet, it would seem that the worlds most idiosyncratic and profound cultures are the ones that have spent adequate time simmering in their own juices. On a smaller scale, the same observation may be made of cities. How interesting would New Orleans be, for instance, if it were on the I-95 corridor?
So yes, lets see what else is out there, but let us spend at least as much time learning what is under our own noses. And forgetting both! Perhaps this suggestion is anathema to the notion of an internationally cosmopolitan art world. Im the first to admit Im biased: Id rather look at really ecstatic outsider art than the coolest conceptual work any day. Whats amazing to me, though, is when the visceral and intellectual fuse. Solve et coagula.
Jen Graves parenthetically titled her article a rant to get the conversation started. I dont necessarily take issue with her assertion, but now that its been said Id rather talk about how we can make Seattle the best possible version of itself than how to make it something it probably wont ever be. This might very well mean taking some cues from what Vancouver is doing right. But mostly I think it means learning to identify and foster what is good that is already inside us.
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But I dont know that comparing Seattle to Vancouver is ever going to give us the answer we want. Lets pretend for a moment that youre my boyfriend. What if I asked you, Why do you think Barbara is prettier than me? If you werent particularly worried about getting laid tonight, you might respond with something like, Because Barbara didnt just ask me that question about you.
I dont know of any person, any place, or any thing that ever got any better by coveting its neighbors whathaveyou. Jen cites the example of Seattles historically strong music scene; I would contend that one of the main reasons Seattle music got as good as it did was its relative isolation from mainstream trends. Like the artistic flowering of Edo period Japan or the dense and powerful mythology of Himalayan Tibet, it would seem that the worlds most idiosyncratic and profound cultures are the ones that have spent adequate time simmering in their own juices. On a smaller scale, the same observation may be made of cities. How interesting would New Orleans be, for instance, if it were on the I-95 corridor?
So yes, lets see what else is out there, but let us spend at least as much time learning what is under our own noses. And forgetting both! Perhaps this suggestion is anathema to the notion of an internationally cosmopolitan art world. Im the first to admit Im biased: Id rather look at really ecstatic outsider art than the coolest conceptual work any day. Whats amazing to me, though, is when the visceral and intellectual fuse. Solve et coagula.
Jen Graves parenthetically titled her article a rant to get the conversation started. I dont necessarily take issue with her assertion, but now that its been said Id rather talk about how we can make Seattle the best possible version of itself than how to make it something it probably wont ever be. This might very well mean taking some cues from what Vancouver is doing right. But mostly I think it means learning to identify and foster what is good that is already inside us.
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5:41 pm: We're playing Chicago. One wonders where Annie Wagner's sympathies lie. (One wonders if Annie Wagner cares.) The Chicago team is called the Chicago Fire, which is a bizarre, considering the Great Chicago Fire's place as "one of the largest U.S. disasters of the 19th century."
5:46 pm: Eek. That was close.
5:49 pm: At least our uniforms don't say "BEST BUY" on them.
5:56 pm: Eek. That was close. Thanks, post.
5:59 pm: The TV commentator: "A lot of scary stuff. 22 minutes of excitement. 22 minutes of scary play on both sides. Seattle had a little bit of penetration..."
6:04 pm: The announcer just said, "Theft's a lot easier if you leave the door open." Hmm. Poor guys. They have to just talk and talk and talk.
6:10 pm: TV announcer: "Seattle's got to bring it outside and get as deep a penetration as possible..."
6:22 pm: The TV announcers keep talking about Chicago's "dominance in a lot of areas." The Sounders have "struggled to keep up with Chicago here in the first half." It's true. The Chicago team looks kind of lumbering and crude, but they are on our shit.
6:23 pm: Halftime. The score is 0-0. Fnarf, are you watching? Curious to hear your thoughts.
6:38 pm: Is the Chicago team praying? They looked like they were praying.
6:42 pm: Fredy Montero just got a red cardhe's out of the game, and won't be replaced (we have to play a man down), and he's out of the next game, toofor elbowing someone in the face. "That means we won't see him next Saturday," a friend says. "God DAMN it."
6:49 pm: Zakuani is coming off the field and Le Toux is going in.
6:55 pm: After some thinking-out-loud about Montero's ejection strangely invigorating Seattle, an announcer says: "Kind of a funny game. Kind of a crazy game. Nothing seems to be stitched together."
7:01 pm: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. Chicago scores a goal. Chicago's number 16 does a flip on the field.
7:07 pm: YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! Seattle scores. Tyrone Marshall kicked it in. "Do you think that was out of the Sounders playbook?" a friend says. "Bunch the offense on the near post, have Freddie float the corner over the pack into the wide open spaces on the far post, with Marshall poaching in? Or was it just a lucky mistake?" The score is now 1-1.
7:12 pm: Chicago is pissed/flustered.
7:15 pm: Freddie Ljungberg is coming off the field, Stephen King is going in. (We have a player named Stephen King?)
7:24 pm: The 90 minutes are up, but we have 4 minutes of stoppage time. This is looking like a victory for Seattle, even if it's a tie, all things considered. "I like Sigi Schmidt," a friend says, regarding Seattle's coach. "He just looks really smart, doesn't he?"
7:29 pm: We're done. It's a tie. 1-1.
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Some of the TV research industry's biggest competitors met Thursday in the offices of Nielsen Co.'s New York headquarters and agreed to share data and insights as part of an ad hoc group hoping to answer some key questions surrounding the value and utility of audience data generated by television set-top devices. The competitors, which included Nielsen, comScore, Rentrak, TiVo, and TNS Media Research, each pledged data, insights, and technical support to the initiative, which Havas media unit MPG organized as part of its ongoing series of "Collaborative Alliance" meetings.
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When the matronly-looking, singing sensation Susan Boyle took the world by storm with her breathtaking voice, her unattractive looks were hardly on anyone’s mind. The lady who has never been kissed in her life suddenly had a line of men wanting to be the first one to kiss her and even marry her. And all those who thought famous women are a direct result of good looks were forced to think again. So is unattractive yet talented the new sexy for men?
VJ Cyrus Sahukar seems to think so. “Some of the most ordinary faces have become the world’s greatest sex icons,” he exclaims.
“Take Bob Dylan for instance, the man wouldn’t be considered attractive, if he couldn’t sing like he does. But yes, of course, popular notions of female beauty has made things harder for talented women, but at the end, looks don’t matter. Talent makes you sexy. In fact, attractiveness is ugly, if you don’t have a personality to match,” Cyrus says.
“Human beings are not so superficial. Frida, one of the most iconic Spanish painters was a sex symbol in her younger days. People who didn’t know her personally would even say she is ugly. But when you see her paintings and personality, you understand why all Spanish men lusted after her. So yes, ugly but talented is sexy,” he adds.
Other British female singers like Adele, and Lily Allen may be much more pound heavy than svelte, young pop icons of today, but they are more loved for their celebrated voices than their lack of well toned bodies, feels actor Sonu Sood.
Even Oprah Winfrey who would never be considered conventionally attractive made it to the list of sexiest women in the world, only thanks to her talent.
“Talent is a trait that can make anyone look highly attractive. And beauty is something that time will soon rob you off, but being gifted with a talent gives you an aura and a confidence that lasts you forever. All men will vouch for the fact that talent is almost magnetic is nature and draws everyone to you. There is no bigger turn on for a man than a woman who can do more than just look perfect,” Sonu says.
Some like television personality like Roshan Abbas, feel that a “beautiful mind” and great skill “makes up for a lot of other things”.
“Men would rather enjoy the company of a plain, intelligent women than a gorgeous woman with no brains. It is popular culture that has drilled the message into everyone’s heads that a woman has to be attractive to be successful. In the real world, people know better that life doesn’t work that way,” he says.
http://www.deccanchronicle.
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VJ Cyrus Sahukar seems to think so. “Some of the most ordinary faces have become the world’s greatest sex icons,” he exclaims.
“Take Bob Dylan for instance, the man wouldn’t be considered attractive, if he couldn’t sing like he does. But yes, of course, popular notions of female beauty has made things harder for talented women, but at the end, looks don’t matter. Talent makes you sexy. In fact, attractiveness is ugly, if you don’t have a personality to match,” Cyrus says.
“Human beings are not so superficial. Frida, one of the most iconic Spanish painters was a sex symbol in her younger days. People who didn’t know her personally would even say she is ugly. But when you see her paintings and personality, you understand why all Spanish men lusted after her. So yes, ugly but talented is sexy,” he adds.
Other British female singers like Adele, and Lily Allen may be much more pound heavy than svelte, young pop icons of today, but they are more loved for their celebrated voices than their lack of well toned bodies, feels actor Sonu Sood.
Even Oprah Winfrey who would never be considered conventionally attractive made it to the list of sexiest women in the world, only thanks to her talent.
“Talent is a trait that can make anyone look highly attractive. And beauty is something that time will soon rob you off, but being gifted with a talent gives you an aura and a confidence that lasts you forever. All men will vouch for the fact that talent is almost magnetic is nature and draws everyone to you. There is no bigger turn on for a man than a woman who can do more than just look perfect,” Sonu says.
Some like television personality like Roshan Abbas, feel that a “beautiful mind” and great skill “makes up for a lot of other things”.
“Men would rather enjoy the company of a plain, intelligent women than a gorgeous woman with no brains. It is popular culture that has drilled the message into everyone’s heads that a woman has to be attractive to be successful. In the real world, people know better that life doesn’t work that way,” he says.
http://www.deccanchronicle.
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I recently visited some shoe stores.As an enthusiast for high heels I was looking for certain shoe stores which also have shoes with very high heels. Of course the shoe designer Louboutin can be recommended in Paris. He creates shoes for filmstars,dancers,actresses,topmodels and all divas.This has two branch offices and I went into the smaller one.
There were two women and a photographer who tried unrestrainedly shoes and got for the photographer erotically into scene.
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There were two women and a photographer who tried unrestrainedly shoes and got for the photographer erotically into scene.
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I know it's not really correct to start a sentence with 'and' but hey, it's my blog and I'll do what I like. I had a bit of a challenging weekend whilst trying to shop. One item on my shopping list was a belt. Nothing special, just a belt. Size 12 trousers are too small, size 14 are too big. So, as a size 13, I need to hold my trousers up to avoid showing everyone my pants. My last belt was getting beyond a joke as it had gem things on it which kept falling off and it was basically looking crappy.
However, everywhere I went, I could not find a suitable belt. They were either enormously wide and there more for fashion purposes than to hold up trousers, or too thin. I just wanted a medium sized one which would fit through the loops on my belt. Then we come to the second problem. Getting one that actually fits around my waist. It appears that lots of shops had the genius idea of 'one size' belts - which is all well and good for tiny people, but for me - useless. I went everywhere and finally found quite a nice belt which was big enough and not too fussy in River Island. But the price tag was rather high - more, in fact, than I normally pay for the trousers/jeans I want them for! So I left it. I then eventually tracked down a more reasonably priced one in the last place I'd ever think to look. Marks and Sparks. It's not a shop I go in as I find it overpriced and not really my bag. But there it was, hanging there smiling at me and - hallelujah - it fit like the proverbial slipper. So there you have it. M S isn't all sexy food and not so sexy clothes. And the woman behind the till was really nice too!
And now on to a not so nice woman behind a not so nice till. Himself and I went into a certain outdoors shop as we'd been tempted by the huge 'SALE' sign in the window. Poking around after bargains, as you do, I found a lovely lovely jacket. OK, so it wasn't sexy and it wasn't smart. But it was a damn good jacket for walking and the like, fleece lined and all that. The price tag said 30, which I thought was a steal. After wandering around the shop and looking at other things, and becoming quite attached to my new jacket, I took it to the till. Himself's face dropped as he saw the price flash up on the till as he could see it from where he was. Then the po-faced woman behind the till said "That's 159.99 please." To which I responded:
"That's not what it says on the ticket."
She marches off to the rail, which is underneath another huge "SALE" sign and looks through the rack of identical jackets. Turns out that under 2 or 3 of these coats are fleece tops, which are indeed on sale at 30. The jackets are not on sale at all. Not even 1 off. Therefore they should not have been on the sale rail. Needless to say, I did not purchase said jacket and the shop assistant was rather snotty with me. It's not my fault that they hid fleece tops underneath coats which were not on sale! It's probably against the Trade Descriptions Act but as himself was by this point beating a hasty retreat out the door and laughing at me, I followed. I was rather pissed off because I'd become rather attached to said coat. The misleading display of the coat, and the sniffy attitude of the woman behind the till really annoyed me. And they wonder why we shop online! No shitty people or incorrectly priced goods on t'interweb, are there?!
I did, however, get some nice bargains from Primark and Tesco - so all was not lost.
All in all, a mixed weekend. Shopping was both good and bad, as was the weather. Saw one rubbish film and one good one...
Watchmen was appalling!!! I'm not just saying that because I'm a girl, either! I'm not normally against superhero films, in fact I like most of them. But it was TERRIBLE. It went on and on and on, it didn't flow, it was overly violent (OK, that's the girl in me speaking) and was just damn slow. People walked out and both me and the other half nodded off a couple of times. And to add insult to injury, my bloody Mars Planets melted. Grrr.
On a lighter note I talked himself into watching Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone as he'd never seen any HP. It was, as always, good - and I think I may have persuaded him to watch more :) Yay.
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However, everywhere I went, I could not find a suitable belt. They were either enormously wide and there more for fashion purposes than to hold up trousers, or too thin. I just wanted a medium sized one which would fit through the loops on my belt. Then we come to the second problem. Getting one that actually fits around my waist. It appears that lots of shops had the genius idea of 'one size' belts - which is all well and good for tiny people, but for me - useless. I went everywhere and finally found quite a nice belt which was big enough and not too fussy in River Island. But the price tag was rather high - more, in fact, than I normally pay for the trousers/jeans I want them for! So I left it. I then eventually tracked down a more reasonably priced one in the last place I'd ever think to look. Marks and Sparks. It's not a shop I go in as I find it overpriced and not really my bag. But there it was, hanging there smiling at me and - hallelujah - it fit like the proverbial slipper. So there you have it. M S isn't all sexy food and not so sexy clothes. And the woman behind the till was really nice too!
And now on to a not so nice woman behind a not so nice till. Himself and I went into a certain outdoors shop as we'd been tempted by the huge 'SALE' sign in the window. Poking around after bargains, as you do, I found a lovely lovely jacket. OK, so it wasn't sexy and it wasn't smart. But it was a damn good jacket for walking and the like, fleece lined and all that. The price tag said 30, which I thought was a steal. After wandering around the shop and looking at other things, and becoming quite attached to my new jacket, I took it to the till. Himself's face dropped as he saw the price flash up on the till as he could see it from where he was. Then the po-faced woman behind the till said "That's 159.99 please." To which I responded:
"That's not what it says on the ticket."
She marches off to the rail, which is underneath another huge "SALE" sign and looks through the rack of identical jackets. Turns out that under 2 or 3 of these coats are fleece tops, which are indeed on sale at 30. The jackets are not on sale at all. Not even 1 off. Therefore they should not have been on the sale rail. Needless to say, I did not purchase said jacket and the shop assistant was rather snotty with me. It's not my fault that they hid fleece tops underneath coats which were not on sale! It's probably against the Trade Descriptions Act but as himself was by this point beating a hasty retreat out the door and laughing at me, I followed. I was rather pissed off because I'd become rather attached to said coat. The misleading display of the coat, and the sniffy attitude of the woman behind the till really annoyed me. And they wonder why we shop online! No shitty people or incorrectly priced goods on t'interweb, are there?!
I did, however, get some nice bargains from Primark and Tesco - so all was not lost.
All in all, a mixed weekend. Shopping was both good and bad, as was the weather. Saw one rubbish film and one good one...
Watchmen was appalling!!! I'm not just saying that because I'm a girl, either! I'm not normally against superhero films, in fact I like most of them. But it was TERRIBLE. It went on and on and on, it didn't flow, it was overly violent (OK, that's the girl in me speaking) and was just damn slow. People walked out and both me and the other half nodded off a couple of times. And to add insult to injury, my bloody Mars Planets melted. Grrr.
On a lighter note I talked himself into watching Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone as he'd never seen any HP. It was, as always, good - and I think I may have persuaded him to watch more :) Yay.
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So, the joy of spanking just gets better and better, the harder it's dealt, the harder I cum, and so the harder he gets, and then the harder he spanks and we all end up in some glorious cycle of need meeting and sexual gratification. Pure joy when it's happening, deeply satisfying to recall as vivid memories, as well as to discuss between us, both of us adjusting our happily swelling genitals and juice production as we do so.
A particularly vivid memory imprinted on my mind is one of last weeks spanked exploits, when I was instructed to be on my knees on the couch, legs open, ass bared and my own hand on my clit. Head resting on the couch with a view between my legs. Somehow I see a glimpse of his hand striking my cheeks, as he tells me to rub myself lightly. I do so, enjoying slippery sensation and also of not usually feeling myself in this position. The spanks get harder, more frequent. "Rub harder !" he demands, dutifully I do, as the spanks continue and I feel him adjust his view so he can see my squirt pour as he spanks it from me. Finally, in a wild moment of divine thwacked glory and clitoral rubbing, I watch my juices squirt between my fingers, as I'm pretty sure he saw too, and sure hope he did. "Well done, you did good." He praises my cunt and I, and in a post orgasmic high the view of my juice dripping from my hand and from my pubic hair, seen from my upside down angle, is firmly fixed in my mind forever more. My Man, I so thank the world for bringing us together.
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story of one emigrant family. Discover the depravity of public service and justice to second class citizens. If you have normally developed sense of honesty, fairness, conscience, compassion, and unless keeping the current corrupt state is vitally important, top priority for your reputation, career and future well being, you will be shocked, appalled and outraged with the cruelty and lawlessness imposed upon my child and family. On the last day of the year 1997, a collective of Officials of the Ministry for Children and Families falsely accused my wife and me, that we "do not protect children from abuse" and that there is "sexual abuse/exploitation or likelihood by parent", contrary to the Canadian Criminal Code, S. 122, Breach of trust by public officer: "Every official who, in connection with the duties of his office, commits fraud or a breach of trust is guilty of an indictable offence and liable to imprisonment for a term not exceeding five years." Development of our case proves that government officials are and at any price intent to remain above laws.
immigrated from the former Czechoslovakia 22 years ago, so I could live with my son. He was born and lived with his grandmother in Cuba. Mother died eight days after his birth. Two years later my future wife left her homeland. Our daughter was born in Toronto, and son in Vancouver. For the first time I saw my oldest son in Cuba. He was 6-years-old. When he was 8-years-old, he visited us. After the death of his grandmother, in August 1997, he too immigrated. We then worked as foster parents, model caregivers with excellent results and reviews. Most of our foster children had Special needs. On the 150th day after our child's arrival, we reported Joe's immodest behavior and the possibility of his suicide. Instead of providing immediate hospitalization and Suicide Watch, government officials for the next eight months became obsessed to accomplish: "1) prosecution, criminal conviction and therapy for 12-years-old newcomer, 2) prolonged therapy for his six-years-old sister at the Vancouver Incest and Sexual Abuse Centre, 3) counseling services for both parents at VISAC or any other agency, 4) parents' cooperation with plans for their children as determined by social workers." Their first plan: voluntarily commit either Joe, or the rest of children, except Joe, for three months into state custody. Our flawless record of caring for children with Special Needs, including five months of caring for two sexually abused and abusive children and their little sibling, was irrelevant. We told Joe that he had no choice, and must sign with us a Voluntary Agreement for living with some strangers for a few days. I bought the map of Costa Rica and on January 8, 1998 we decided to leave Canada as soon as possible and forever. Therapist for Children and Families made enormous efforts to implant false memories to our daughter. Another Family and Children's Therapist for the next three months mentally tortured Joe in illegal state custody, opened his sessions ´the torture is starting´, called him ´Tonto´ and threatened him with a long imprisonment. After five months of extreme psychological abuse, Joe decided not to wait any longer and go back to Cuba. On the fifth day after the announcement that Joe is going back to his homeland, following fax circulated in the Ministry: "This new situation has come up that’s very stressful for them. Mr. Fisher’s ability to cope under stress is questionable. I know we have all been questioning his mental health. I think he is "a time bomb waiting to explode" and worry about how that is going to occur." Contrary to perjuries that "the child’s development is likely to be seriously impaired by a treatable condition and the child’s parent refuses to provide or consent to treatment" and "the child’s parent is unable or unwilling to care for the child and has not made adequate provision for the child’s care", we flawlessly parented all children, including children entrusted in our care by the Ministry. On Mothers Day, social workers apprehended our last foster child from his preschool. After being one family for over two years, we were not even allowed to give him his clothes, toys and say good-bye.
Until the end of the school-year, Joe was every school day twice humiliated in front of his classmates, when cabdrivers picked and delivered him between school and unsafe Foster home. At the end of May, the police informed us that Joe will be charged with Sexual assault. Every participant of this fraud is guilty of a very serious crime, contrary to the Criminal Code, S.
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immigrated from the former Czechoslovakia 22 years ago, so I could live with my son. He was born and lived with his grandmother in Cuba. Mother died eight days after his birth. Two years later my future wife left her homeland. Our daughter was born in Toronto, and son in Vancouver. For the first time I saw my oldest son in Cuba. He was 6-years-old. When he was 8-years-old, he visited us. After the death of his grandmother, in August 1997, he too immigrated. We then worked as foster parents, model caregivers with excellent results and reviews. Most of our foster children had Special needs. On the 150th day after our child's arrival, we reported Joe's immodest behavior and the possibility of his suicide. Instead of providing immediate hospitalization and Suicide Watch, government officials for the next eight months became obsessed to accomplish: "1) prosecution, criminal conviction and therapy for 12-years-old newcomer, 2) prolonged therapy for his six-years-old sister at the Vancouver Incest and Sexual Abuse Centre, 3) counseling services for both parents at VISAC or any other agency, 4) parents' cooperation with plans for their children as determined by social workers." Their first plan: voluntarily commit either Joe, or the rest of children, except Joe, for three months into state custody. Our flawless record of caring for children with Special Needs, including five months of caring for two sexually abused and abusive children and their little sibling, was irrelevant. We told Joe that he had no choice, and must sign with us a Voluntary Agreement for living with some strangers for a few days. I bought the map of Costa Rica and on January 8, 1998 we decided to leave Canada as soon as possible and forever. Therapist for Children and Families made enormous efforts to implant false memories to our daughter. Another Family and Children's Therapist for the next three months mentally tortured Joe in illegal state custody, opened his sessions ´the torture is starting´, called him ´Tonto´ and threatened him with a long imprisonment. After five months of extreme psychological abuse, Joe decided not to wait any longer and go back to Cuba. On the fifth day after the announcement that Joe is going back to his homeland, following fax circulated in the Ministry: "This new situation has come up that’s very stressful for them. Mr. Fisher’s ability to cope under stress is questionable. I know we have all been questioning his mental health. I think he is "a time bomb waiting to explode" and worry about how that is going to occur." Contrary to perjuries that "the child’s development is likely to be seriously impaired by a treatable condition and the child’s parent refuses to provide or consent to treatment" and "the child’s parent is unable or unwilling to care for the child and has not made adequate provision for the child’s care", we flawlessly parented all children, including children entrusted in our care by the Ministry. On Mothers Day, social workers apprehended our last foster child from his preschool. After being one family for over two years, we were not even allowed to give him his clothes, toys and say good-bye.
Until the end of the school-year, Joe was every school day twice humiliated in front of his classmates, when cabdrivers picked and delivered him between school and unsafe Foster home. At the end of May, the police informed us that Joe will be charged with Sexual assault. Every participant of this fraud is guilty of a very serious crime, contrary to the Criminal Code, S.
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Dear Scarlet Rose,
I have for many months to sensually hypnotically aeduce r.r. I waw ready to give up but thought of you dear Scarlet Rose.
You gave me the strength to keep trying never give up. Sensual Erotic Hypnosis is my ture passion and I was able to bring him to me.
Our cqll was fantastic, two stranger meet at a party, II seek him out. MM, so sensual and hwndsome I cold fwel my heart skip x beat just at the sight kf him. wanted him I had to mave him. I sent mim a note, wr mrt at the elevators. I could feel him realy feel him as I toched and explored hiis sexy boey. I kjssed his luscious neck, chest and his warm hard cock. I could feel his ned for it was not annd wild as was mins. I presssd my body hafc against his abd we switched, he pushed me against the wall am pulled my legs around hkm and he pushed deep innside of me so sensual so not an wild pure sexual pleasure. II cah still feel the aftermath kf tmat call. All xan say dear Scarlet Rose, is it was total ecstasy, and he did pleasure me.
A very special thank you r.r.
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I have for many months to sensually hypnotically aeduce r.r. I waw ready to give up but thought of you dear Scarlet Rose.
You gave me the strength to keep trying never give up. Sensual Erotic Hypnosis is my ture passion and I was able to bring him to me.
Our cqll was fantastic, two stranger meet at a party, II seek him out. MM, so sensual and hwndsome I cold fwel my heart skip x beat just at the sight kf him. wanted him I had to mave him. I sent mim a note, wr mrt at the elevators. I could feel him realy feel him as I toched and explored hiis sexy boey. I kjssed his luscious neck, chest and his warm hard cock. I could feel his ned for it was not annd wild as was mins. I presssd my body hafc against his abd we switched, he pushed me against the wall am pulled my legs around hkm and he pushed deep innside of me so sensual so not an wild pure sexual pleasure. II cah still feel the aftermath kf tmat call. All xan say dear Scarlet Rose, is it was total ecstasy, and he did pleasure me.
A very special thank you r.r.
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If the answer was yes, then here's your chance. This saturday, March 21st, from 5-9:00pm there will be a wine and cheese party with 10 romance authors at Chicklet Books [Princeton Shopping Center, 301 N. Harrison St, Princeton, NJ 08540].
That's right, every sub-genre from contemporary to paranormal to futuristic, as well as heat levels from sweet to erotica will be there with such authors as Tilly Greene, Stella Price, Cat Johnson, Jackie Kessler, Ciar Cullen, Toni Andrews, Allie Boniface, Leigh Ellwood, K.A. Mitchell and Selena Illyria.
One more thing, there will also be plenty of prizes to be won.
What a fantastic way to spend a Saturday night! Come and join the fun.
Tilly Greene
WARNING! Red hot romances ahead!
www.tillygreene.
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That's right, every sub-genre from contemporary to paranormal to futuristic, as well as heat levels from sweet to erotica will be there with such authors as Tilly Greene, Stella Price, Cat Johnson, Jackie Kessler, Ciar Cullen, Toni Andrews, Allie Boniface, Leigh Ellwood, K.A. Mitchell and Selena Illyria.
One more thing, there will also be plenty of prizes to be won.
What a fantastic way to spend a Saturday night! Come and join the fun.
Tilly Greene
WARNING! Red hot romances ahead!
www.tillygreene.
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Circlet Press is looking for stories of sex magick to be published in its upcoming e-book, Like a Sacred Desire: Tales of Sex Magick, of all original stories. The reading period begins March 1, 2009 and ends April 1, 2009.
[Apr 10] CFP: Bitten by Twilight: Youth culture, media, and the Twilight saga--Edited by Melissa Click, Jennifer Stevens Aubrey, and Lissa Behm-Morawitz. The editors seek essays that explore Stephenie Meyer's wildly popular Twilight series. Please email a 250-word proposal, short bibliography, brief author's bio, and contact information to Melissa Click at clickm[at]missouri.edu by April.
[Jun 1] The first in a semiannual GM (gay male) B S Writers Award contest is in season—the theme is first times ... stories must have been published on the Internet in 2009.
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[Apr 10] CFP: Bitten by Twilight: Youth culture, media, and the Twilight saga--Edited by Melissa Click, Jennifer Stevens Aubrey, and Lissa Behm-Morawitz. The editors seek essays that explore Stephenie Meyer's wildly popular Twilight series. Please email a 250-word proposal, short bibliography, brief author's bio, and contact information to Melissa Click at clickm[at]missouri.edu by April.
[Jun 1] The first in a semiannual GM (gay male) B S Writers Award contest is in season—the theme is first times ... stories must have been published on the Internet in 2009.
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